r/MMORPG’s Greatest Hits (and Misses)

A (hopefully funny) look at the hatemail, toxicity, and memorable ‘personalities’ we’ve had the pleasure of moderating… so far.

r/MMORPG’s Greatest Hits (and Misses)

Over the past decade, we’ve compiled a vault of the most 'legendary' commentary r/MMORPG has received. Some gems have been lost to time, but here’s what survived the purge. And just a heads up, not every comment was personally aimed at me; some were crowd-sourced by fellow mods who graciously shared their own 'fan mail' and funny comments they came across.

But I think this poster said it best.

We really, really, really tried to make it a better place.
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Trigger Warning
I'm not one to quickly write a trigger warning, but there's a lot of racism, homophobia, misogyny and calls for death and suicide to be found in here. Like a LOT.


Ah, my first hatemail! Like a rite of passage, this was the one that officially welcomed me into the glamorous world of internet moderation. Nothing says 'you're doing great' like a well-constructed accusation of a 'personal vendetta' and an 'emotionally unstable character.' It’s almost poetic, really. They didn't care 'in the slightest,' yet here we are, two paragraphs deep.


Rope must have been on sale in the unhinged section, because here we have two people independently deciding that’s the best way to make their point.


Nothing says 'I’m a well-adjusted human being' like rebranding your revolting preferences with a new label. Truly, these are the shining gems of r/MMORPG.

I have an idea of who made this comment now.
This person made a YouTube video to tell the world we were mean to him.

Nothing says teamwork like moderators questioning each other’s taste… and basic survival skills.


The dedication to calling others 'faggot' or 'gay' here is… impressive? Maybe if they put this much effort into learning game mechanics, they’d finally be able to complete an LFR difficulty raid.

At least spell it correctly.
Before Albion I too was straight.

I truly hope you’ve found what you’re looking for. May your search be as boundless as your dedication to… custom character adjustments.


Mod chat: where professionalism goes to die, and banter reigns supreme.

If only the public knew our biggest debates were over the artistic merits of MMO porn. Truly, amongst the most important issues of our time.
Honestly, I haven't been the same since.
This man has like 6 children, and this is the best moment of his life. I miss him so much.
Reasonable people? Get the fuck out.
Our entire mod staff thought another mod was a woman for multiple years. Yes, even the (at the time) sole female mod thought so. I also have no clue what the context of this conversation was.

Some rants are so gloriously unhinged that it actually pains us a little to remove them.

No notes. Perfect.
Some of these rants are so magnificently over-the-top, it’s almost tragic to delete them. I mean, where else will you find someone this furious about Path of Exile being discussed in an MMORPG subreddit.
If you're going to be an absolute dickhead, at least open with a strong statement.
Imagine being so angry you went to check their FFXIV profile to have a dick measuring contest.

Sometimes ya'll are just plain weird

Admitting you have a problem is often times the first step.
That is such a specific thing to say. This person had to visualize that, I guarantee it.
I'm shaking from fear.
You can never win in this community, only lose.
For the record: I didn't have a basement at the time!
Sorry, I didn't know youtubers were a protected class.
Nothing but love for Bakagir
Jeroen <3
No words.
Honestly, this is what I believe to be true.

If you’re going to throw insults, just know: our mods have comebacks locked and loaded.

He might have caught me in a bad mood, what bothers me more is the spelling error that I made.
I'll admit, this was my favorite comeback. I used it often.
This joke might be funner if you know Wonz' nickname has been "Mr. Supervisor" ever since this day.

After all the rants, the roasts, and the ridiculousness, it’s nice to remember that there’s a little good in every community. We’re lucky to have moments like these.


The tool we use to moderate Reddit rewards us with this little picture of a cat when the report queue is finally empty. It’s like our prize for surviving the chaos.

So here it is, as a reward. Thanks for enduring it all with us!